The Madame Zingara team are back in all their gypsy splendour. This den of merriment and affected madness is already fantastically popular – it’s a formula that really works for Cape Town. It’s bohemian (Cape Town is riddled with hippies and slightly better dressed just-ex-hippies), it screams party-party and it’s full of flesh. The music is loud and vibey. It’s an eclectic mish-mash of a room with a balcony section, it’s cluttered with all manner of stuff, and lots of chairs. They hang from the walls. Going to the bathrooms is an exercise in contortion. Going anywhere is tough, the place is so full of stuff and people. I quite admire the pierced and painted staff, that they can get anything done. They in fact do a good job.
The food is dire, but not as bad as the wine list. Cocktails and beer is the thing here. But the quality of the food is clearly not an issue for anyone who comes here, or certainly isn’t within half an hour of drinks from the bar. And the punters roll in, in droves and droves (they’re booked on weekends until September). On Thursday nights, they do the chocolate-chili sauced steak that became the Zingara and Lazuli signature, for club members – that’s you and me folks.
Nightly except Sundays. 158 Kloof Str. 021 423 6805



Cuckoo Tree, Hermanus
Off the main drag, so especially useful if it’s one of those madly busy weekends, Cuckoo Tree is a delightful little restaurant with an even more cheerful courtyard out back. It’s recently seen a change of ownership, as long-time owner and founder Craig passed the keys to the Powers mother and daughter team. They’ve done a pretty complete revamp, and the space is now casual contemporary in wood and tile for daytimes and white tablecloths and flowers at night. Bright art and friendly service round it out. The menu is an all-rounder, and good for families too – from tea-time bakes to sandwiches and fuller meals, all at fantastic prices. I tried the moules frites (good, R42) followed by a super chocolate cake (R20) and the coffee was decent too.
Mon-Sat breakfast and lunch; Fri & Sat dinner. Corner High and Dirkie Uys Str. 028 312 3430.