A quick lunch on a sunny day, the deck here is one of those surprisingly rare spaces in CT – a place to eat right at the sea. Being in Sea Point, La Perla also has the advantage of being shielded from the South-Easter; and has long traded on its reputation as a society “it” spot. The refurbished deck filters ambient clubby music and the waiters in their anachronistic “lab” coats just look cooler and cooler as the decades pass. The deck also now features a snack/tapas menu with such un-Italian offerings as chilli bites and Chinese dumplings. From this menu, tried the zucchini fritti, and they lay like strands of seaweed from an oily sea. Better go to A Tavola for these.
In fact, you’d better know that you are going to La Perla to be seen or for a few items they do passingly well, like the fried calamari. Their baby kingklip is also good, but for an Italian, their pastas are tragic, over-cooked and clumsy. Salads (a popular society choice) are Italianate in their simplicity and reliance on only a few ingredients, but a case in point is the salad of tomato, onion and garlic. The fact that this is on a menu at R45 is remarkable. Yet it could be really good: take sun-ripened tomato, blanch the worst from the onion, use fresh mild garlic and the best olive oil. Serve with crusty bread. Done here? Not a chance. (Though their bread is decent, to be fair).
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Bistro Sixteen82 redux
A second visit here, and some happy results. For a description of the space and the general style of the place, see the first review. What struck me on this revisit is how consistently proficient the service is and that they have removed the over-claims that irritated on the initial visit. The menu has seen quite a number of changes and adaptations, while customer favourites like the steak sandwich and charcuterie platter remain. I tried the beef tataki, and it was good, packed with bursts of flavour and showcasing good meat. It was served too “dry” but nothing that a splash of olive oil did not rectify. When I asked for my yellowtail to be served very lightly cooked (dry, metallic yellowtail has to be the worst linefish option) the waiter offered it seared – and it came just so, a fantastic result. A chocolate dessert with dark and praline layers wasn’t extraordinary, but good enough, and coffee was fine. They’re also child-friendly, a boon for parents.
Steenberg Estate, Constantia. Open daily from 9am til 8pm. 021 713 2211